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If You're Not From

The South Dakota Classroom

A group book written at the

Arts in the Classroom Conference

Sponsored by

South Dakotans for the Arts

 

Contents

 The Authors

 Hot List

 Contact Information

 Read the book: If You're Not from the South Dakota Classroom, You Don't Know . . .

 Biographical Information

The Authors

  Jean Helmer, Editor, Belle Fourche, SD

 Sheryl Nielsen, Pierre, SD

 Nancy Appl, Castlewood, SD

 Randy Pence, Hot Springs, SD

 Paulette Beninga, Marietta, MN

 Janet Reinch, Custer, SD

 Lori Devine, Watertown, SD

 Pam Tomasone, Rosebud, SD

 Lori Jackson, Mission, SD

 Paula Waltman, Parkston, SD

 Sara Kraft, Platte, SD

 Brenda Waterbuy, Sioux Falls SD

 Ted Martin, Box Elder, SD

 Nancy Webb, Fort Pierre, SD

 Kim McCann, Dimock, SD

 Laura Willard, Yankton, SD

 Linda Messler, Yankton, SD

 

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Contact Information

South Dakotans for the Arts

Janet Brown, Executive Director

E-mail Address: soda@dtgnet.com

Phone: 605-977-1378

 

Jean Helmer, Writing Consultant

E-mail Address: jeanhelmer@rushmore.com

Phone: 605-723-3037

 

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If You're Not >From The South Dakota Classroom,

You Don't Know . . .

Preface

If you're not from the Tower Room

You don't know cozy

You've not been cozy

Three tables with writers gathering 'round

Plus twenty-two chairs, not a spare inch can be found

Pens go flying, not a minute to spare

Stories and ideas crowd into the air

If you're not from the Tower Room

You don't know cozy.

If you're not from the classroom

You don't know the alphabet

You can't know the alphabet

You've probably not met on a T.A.T, and likely not written an I.E.P.

A.D.D. will not give you a sum

F.A.D, A.D.H.D., A.C.T., and S.A.T.

It's an alphabetic conundrum.

 

If you not from the classroom

You don't know the alphabet.

 

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know dedication

You can't know dedication

 

Our dedication is straight from the soul

Long days and low pay, they can take their toll

But our students can trust our commitment to stay

We're going to be here, we're not going away

 

 

 If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know dedication.

 

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know curriculum standards

You can't know curriculum standards

 

 

Grouped in benchmarks, grade by grade

So many redundant skills on every page

Governor Bill has impressed the need

Insuring all teachers do their part to plant the seed

 

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You can't know curriculum standards.

If you not a teacher from South Dakota,

You don't know politics

You can't know politics

 

 

No Robin Hood of old, to take from the rich

and give to the poor

If you can't demonstrate through test scores,

they'll show you the door

 

As teachers of children, you're forced into a game,

Where every last child is thought to be the same

 

 

 

If you're not from South Dakota

You don't know politics.

If you're not from this classroom, you don't know this child

You can't know this child

 

He may appear dull, he can't read well nor write

He may well be worrying about eating tonight,

You won't see the "aha," never know that it's there

Suddenly pulling small knowings from crystal clear air

If you're not from this classroom

You don't know this child.

 

If you're not from this classroom

You don't know the joy,

You can't know the joy

 

You don't see the light in their eyes

And the fire in their hearts

When sudden understanding has come from the parts

You don't get the kisses, you don't get the hugs

You don't get the head lice, you don't get the bugs

 

If you're not from this classroom

You don't know the joy.

 

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know the temperature

You can't know the temperature

 

In August, my classroom's as hot as an intense fire burning,

No wonder it's hard to keep students on track and learning;

In January, my classroom's as cold as freezing arctic ice.

We bundle up in layers and wear mittens . . .

but the principal's office is nice.

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know the temperature

You can't know the temperature.

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know summer

You can't know summer

 

 

Spending weeks in school

Trying to stay cool

Preparing for next year

To make them all cheer

 

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know summer.

 

If you are an art teacher

You don't know a neat classroom

You can't know a neat classroom

 

 

 

Paint bottles here, brushes there

Newspapers, boxes, art work everywhere

Eraser crumbs on the table

Cabinets where supplies have lost their labels

 

 

If you're an art teacher

You don’t know a neat classroom

You can't know a neat classroom.

 

 

 

 

If you're not from the classroom

You don't know body odor

You can't know body odor

You've never been trapped on a hot August afternoon

With twenty-seven 7th graders in a sardine can room

They've played football great guns at lunch

Then proudly returned in a reeking, sweaty bunch

 

If you're not from the classroom

You don't know body odor.

 

 

If you're not from South Dakota

You don't know winter recess duty

You can't know winter recess duty.

 

Fifteen minutes seem like an hour

Keeping warm is not in your power

You're sure the bell is broken

You think thoughts that can't be spoken

 

 

 

If you're not from South Dakota

You don't know winter recess duty.

 

 

 

 

If you're not from the classroom

You don't know hormones

You can't know hormones

Hormones are able to change a child's day

What was great yesterday is awful today

The smile that was plastered all over her face

Is gone now today without a trace

 

If you're not from the classroom

You don't know hormones.

 

 

 

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know the pay

You can't know the pay

 

 

The loans and the bills that come due every day

Get a job in the summer, it's the only way

They think we have three months' summer vacation

We spend it in classes to renew certification

 

 

 

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know the pay.

 

 

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know dedication

You can't know dedication.

 

For the sake of the class, you work off your ---

Pay isn't the reason you stay year after year

It's care for the children who are true and sincere

Boring routine does NOT make us stay

It's challenges, challenges, challenges each day.

 

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know dedication.

 

 

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know our kids

You can't know our kids

 

Many will give an A-average their all

Other skip classes to harvest in fall

Some brim with school spirit and join in the chants

The rest won't be seen at a school-sponsored dance

 

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know our kids.

 

 

If you're not a teacher from South Dakota

You don't know our nights

You can't know our nights

Up all night grading, report cards are due

Evenings without a home ballgame are few

In charge of concessions we shovel popcorn

Chaperoning prom 'til wee hours of morn

 

 

 

If you're not a South Dakota teacher,

You don't know our nights.

 

 

If you're not from this classroom,
You don't know the joys.
In the corner--way back--those 'lil boys.

 

 

 

If you're not from this fold of significant quacks,

who pull, prod & jab at your little Max . . .

 

Come.

Sit down--his life needs your touch.

 

So--we'll give, swallow hard,

and share, ooh, so much.

 

If you're not from life's classroom,

You won't know the joy.

In the corner--way back--

See; your little boy.

 

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Biographical Information

Jean Helmer, editor

In addition to teaching English and speech at Belle Fourche High School, Jean is currently co-director of the Sicangu Writing Project and past director of the Dakota Writing Project. In 1998 she received the Governor's Award for History Teacher of the Year and was co-recipient of the S.D.C.T.E. English Teacher of the Year Award.

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Last Revised: February 26, 2000



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